Headlines: BIG Time

February 6, 2009 at 5:16 am Leave a comment

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Another Headlines posting. Got some good headlines. Send them to me at shaeblog@gmail.com

“South Korean Woman Fails Driving Test 771 Times” – At what point do you just hang it up? How’s that one rude stereotype go?

” Woman Sets Breast Implants Record: 38KKK” – And what in the world are you gonna do with those? That’s like being pregnant on your chest…

“Bill Gates Unleashes Swarm of Mosquitos on Crowd” – Just another way that Bill Gates is taking over the world

“Kelly Clarkson: I Could Never Be a Lesbian” – She says she’s a crazy person. Uhhh, I’d say so.

“It’s Not a Tumor – Doctors Find Worm In Woman’s Brain Instead” – You’re going to want to shower at least once a month…just for future reference.

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