Headlines: After A Slight Break

February 23, 2009 at 2:41 pm Leave a comment


Another edition of “Headlines”. Can’t get enough of this stuff. Got some good headlines? Email me!

“86-Year-Old Woman Gets $1,000 Phone Sex Bill” – Now if that’s not the definition of ‘hot’, then I don’t know what is…

“Convicts Escape High-Security Prison By Helicoptor” – Perhaps the prison would like to re-evaluate its “high-security” status…

“70 Sick From Eating Tainted Pig Organs In China” – Serves ya right! That whole “every part of the pig is eaten” has left the building…

“New York City Santa Loses Parking Ticket Fight” – This is proof that absolutely NO ONE was in the giving mood during holiday season…


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