American Idol Judge Wants To Be Frozen

February 24, 2009 at 4:14 am Leave a comment

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American Idol judge Simon Cowell told the Daily Mail that he intends on being cryogenically frozen when he dies so that he can come back at a later date. Simon says that, years after his death, medical science will improve beyond all expectations and be able to bring him back to the human race.

It’s nice to know that while millions of Americans struggle to maintain their mortgages, Simon Cowell’s dumb ass can worry about paying large sums of money when he dies so that he can come back at a later date and grace people with his presence. God I hate that guy.

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