“I’ll Have The Prime Rib With A Side Of Dancing Naked Female, Please.”
Does that sound appealing? Perhaps, appetizing? I would have to say ‘no’ but Pam Anderson and “The Hills” reality star Audrina Patridge apparently think otherwise.
FoxNews.com has reported that the two flashy females will open the Sapphire New York on April 27th on the Upper East Side. “Sopranos” star Steve Schirripa and Lindsay Lohan’s ex-girlfriend, Samantha Ronson (?), are also set to be at the opening. FoxNews.com has also made us aware that the restaurant is suppose to be seen as high-class. With no disrespect to dancers/strippers of any gender; is there anyway a strip club can be classy? Sapphire New York’s intentions are to have the most attractive female dancers and over 100 bottles of the world’s most exotic wines.
I haven’t really looked into it but I would have to assume that this idea has already been put to the test. And it if it really has never been tried out, I would guarantee that hundreds of thousands of men have thought it up before. Hell, they probably were out to dinner with their wives at a steakhouse when they simply thought to themselves, “Hmmm, a naked woman dancing on this table over top of my filet and vegetables would just make my night.”
Side Note: You may ask why I chose that picture of Pam Anderson and not one from her “Baywatch” days. Well, that’s what the lovely Ms. Anderson wore to her last major event (Hefner’s birthday). Classy right?