News Alert: Global Warming Is Caused By Fat People

April 21, 2009 at 2:26 pm 1 comment

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Could that even be possible? According to scientists and the World Health Organization, fat people certainly are not helping the situation.

The short article can be read in detail here, but the main points are as follows:

  • Fat people eat more, thus creating a demand for increased food production. This ultimately results in higher CO2 gas emissions which in turn harm the Earth.
  • Fat people, because it’s such hard work to move that much meat, tend to drive instead of walk, bike, etc. Increased use of automobiles obviously doesn’t help the planet.
  • And the World Health Organization has estimated that because of fat people and their disgusting eating habits, an extra one BILLION TONS of CO2 is created each year.

Sounds kind of foul to me. Did you want fries with that?

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  • 1. Jacob  |  June 5, 2009 at 8:08 pm

    This is not true it is just not fat people who are constantly eating. I weight 125lb and I’m eating constantly, and most of my weight is muscle. Its not just fat people who are causing that CO2 gas problem it is everyone.

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