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Unidentified Adult Female Rushed From Tiger Woods’ Mansion On Advanced Life Support

According to WESH-TV in Orange County, Florida, an adult female was taken to the hospital from the home of Tiger Woods around 2:30 am Tuesday morning. The female has not been identified but reportedly refused transport at first. The female was then seen by radio log being carried out of the mansion on a stretcher on “advanced life support”. WESH-TV also reported seeing a black Cadillac Escalade leaving the hospital shortly after the ambulance arrived.

Amid all of the speculation and allegations surrounding Tiger Woods and his family, continuing to add to the rumors would be unfair.

More details to follow.

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December 8, 2009 at 7:57 am 3 comments

News Flash: Tiger Woods Is Human

 

From the most reliable source ever, the Speculation Times reports…

Tiger Woods has not committed adultery. In fact, he wasn’t even in an automobile accident. Investigative reports prove that Tiger Woods was set-up by the U.S. government in connection with the PGA. According to reports, the United States government felt threatened by a black male that was considered by many to be “the perfect athlete”. The Internal Revenue Service attempted year after to year to catch Woods not paying his taxes but was unsuccessful. After years and years of Woods remaining atop the golfing world, being idolized more than any other athlete, and by not committing any wrongdoing whatsoever…the government decided to seek action. What better way to de-thrown the most popular guy around than to destory his life by telling everyone that he cheated on his model wife with more than three random attention whores? “It’s not that we don’t like Tiger,” said one government official, “it’s just that he was way too cool and he literally had it all”. Tiger Woods attended Stanford, loved his dad, was an incredible golfer, and made too much money…it just can’t happen like that.

Leave Tiger alone.

December 6, 2009 at 8:15 pm 2 comments

Tell All Your Friends, Tiger Woods Returns Next Week

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And finally, after what seemed like forever, Tiger Woods is returning to golf.

That’s right, Tiger will be pulling out the irons in next week’s match-play games.

Now we all have a reason to watch golf again. It’s a great sport and all, but Tiger is the obvious reason why anyone tunes in. Don’t believe me? Stay tuned and see how much the network banks off of Tiger’s return to the greens. Search for the statistics on ratings with and without Tiger…you’ll see.

February 19, 2009 at 10:55 pm Leave a comment

U.S. wins Ryder Cup, first win since 1999

The U.S. team won the Ryder Cup on Sunday, the first win by the American squad since 1999. It was the largest margin of victory for the Americans since 1981. Congrats to the guys for representing our country in the great sport of golf.

Golf may not be your favorite sport to watch, but the Ryder Cup was nothing close to dull. The American players threw out fist pumps and hyped the crowd. Not to mention, watching the young Anthony Kim is entertainment in itself. Kim went up against Sergio Garcia and handed him his worst loss ever in the Ryder Cup event. This dude Kim is the truth and the next big thing in the world of golf!

September 21, 2008 at 11:48 pm Leave a comment


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